Captain Happy

In light of my recent negativity, I have, in the tradition of self help, adopted the positive affirmation/epithet of Captain Happy. I call out the mantra 'Captain Happy' at odd intervals in the day when I need a shot of positivity. I'm hoping I will be known to the world as Captain Happy: the man who overcame the stupidity of humanity and the endless maze of faiths and wishes to emerge triumphant from the bowels of hopelessness as...Captain Happy. If you can be happy here you can be happy anywhere, after all. The best thing is you too can be an associate of Captain Happy simply by being happy. That's not too much to ask, is it?